Series
Dear Jezzy
The Dear Jezzy series of paranormal love advice columns takes place in Sarina Dorie's Wrath of the Tooth Fairy world.
Dear Jezzy: Lovelorn in the Lower World
Immortal Herald, July 5, 1697 Dear Jezzy, I am a succubus. I like my job and I'm one of the best at draining mortals of their life force in exchange for illusions of sexual fantasies. This often leaves me tired of seeing writhing naked men. The last thing I want when I get home…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: Consentacles
The Lower Worlder Press, April 1, 1792 Dear Jezzy, I'm a hopeless romantic. I enjoy crying after reading a good Jane Austen novel, cuddling up to a ship before I sink it into my depths, and devouring oceanside homes at sunset. I keep my eight appendages and giant, watery…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: Oni You
The Undead Times, June 13, 1831 Dear Jezzy, After a thousand years of working as a guardian angel, I'd grown tired of dating other goody-two-shoes immortals in my dimension. I'd secretly dreamed of dating someone exotic and demonic. When a friend introduced me to "Yuki," an oni…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: Sleepless in the Underworld
The Lower Worlder Press, June 13, 1935 Dear Jezzy, I really like bad boys. You know--the badass monster who wears a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle, but who is actually sensitive and misunderstood. Because I wanted to date a monster, I tried a vampire. I thought he would…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: Trouble with Trolls
The Paranormal Tribune, May 2, 1974 Dear Jezzy, I act like a normal enough troll. I excel at crushing humans under boulders, partake of the Saturday goat soup special, and make a pretty penny collecting tolls at bridges; but if any of the other trolls knew what I was deep down,…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: Love Advice for a Shape Shifter
The Undead Times, March 8, 1999 Dear Jezzy, I've been around this dating game for a millennium, and I'm getting sick of it. Women flock to me for the same things: gold and treasure. As a chullachaqui, my career path entails hiding riches in the Amazon rainforest and luring…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: I Dream of Djinn
The Modern Fairy Weekly, August 5, 2014 Dear Jezzy, I have been dating a muse for a hundred years. About fifty years ago, he moved in with me. About ten years after that, I started hinting I'd like to get married. He didn't acknowledge the hints. After another ten years, I flat…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: How Can a Devil Make an Angel Say Yes?
The Undead Times, March 20, 2014 Dear Jezzy, I've been courted by a vampire for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me. I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get? - Merryweather Dear…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: The Problem with the Santas
The Lower Worlder Press, March 25, 2014 Dear Jezzy, I am fed up with my job at the North Pole Industries. Those Santas are lazy, slave-driving tyrants. The problem is, I don't have a lot of experience other than as an elf. My friends tell me my only other option is to become a…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: The Orgasm Fairy Across the Street
Lower Worlder Press, March 27, 2014 Dear Jezzy, Three months ago, the cottage across from us was sold to two gorgeous male "muses"--or so we thought. We later learned one was an incubus and the other was an orgasm fairy. This was a respectable neighborhood before these Lower…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: What a Wanyudo Wants, a Wanyudo Gets
The Immortal Herald, April 1, 2014 Dear Jezzy, My boyfriend is going to be 2,000 years old this month. He's a wanyudo, a Japanese demon who sucks souls out of bodies. He's one hot flaming wheel who has just about everything. I'd like to give him something special for his…
by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy: Advice for an Advice Columnist
The Immortal Herald, April 4, 2014 Dear Jezzy, I am one of the few male tooth fairies in my profession. One of the reasons I took the job was because of all the cute blondes in tutus fluttering around Tooth Fairy Headquarters. There's never any lack of women in my career, so I…
by Sarina Dorie