Careers for Magical Creatures: Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics Now Hiring

Tired of being a goody-two-shoes tooth fairy or toilet fairy and getting nowhere in your career for all of eternity? Maybe it's time for a career change.

Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics is looking for assets to our sales team. Our line of poisonous cosmetics has primarily been sold by little old women with hunched backs who lean on bamboo canes. We are branching out of our location in Japan and looking for innovative, young sales yokai to welcome to our team. No experience being a demon necessary.

Additions to our sales team need to be able to:

*Conduct makeup applications, skin care analysis, and product demonstration with human victims.

*Stay on top of current promotions, events and lethal ingredients.

*Build customer relationships--and quickly destroy them with a single poisonous cosmetic sale.

*Bring a cheerful disposition for selling beauty and death to mortals.

*Be able to do occasional heavy lifting of corpses.

What the Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics is looking for in our sales representatives:

*Ability to adhere to a professional dress code: tattered kimono, silver hair, straw umbrella hat, and a hag-like appearance. Bamboo cane optional.

*At least five years of experience working in a job that exercises verbal communication skills (examples include: banshees, werewolves, ghouls, madremonte, and used kidney salesmen or saleswomen).

*Ability to work nights and weekends.

*Powers of seduction, hypnotism, or persuasion.

*A passion for bringing harm to vain, materialistic mortals who buy our line of lethal makeup.

A sales representative for the Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics enjoys flexible hours and low startup costs. There are excellent bonuses for individuals who exceed quotas of death and destruction; we provide product gifts like Absinthe Madness Eyeliner and Blood Flavored Lip Gloss, and we gift our top sales reps with exclusive rewards like a sleigh of pink hellhounds. We encourage free samples given to all mortals, the Charming family included.

Are you looking for a career you might be happy with for all of eternity? Our company has a low turnover rate due to employee satisfaction. If you are looking for an occupation that doesn't follow the rules of the good fairy realm, if you have a bone to pick with sniveling royalty like Prince or Princess Charming, or if bringing beauty and death to the world sounds like your dream come true, call our toll free number or apply online.