Careers for Magical Creatures: Fairy Godchild Intake Form

This form is to be filled out by clients before a fairy godmother can perform her duties determining the breadth and scope of a quest, suitable spells to aid a godchild, and when it is appropriate to play magical matchmaker at balls.

Fairy Godchild Name: Theodorus Charming

Sex: Indeed, often please!

Occupation: Prince

Other aliases: The Most Eligible Bachelor In All the Land, Mr. Eye Candy, Mr. Tongue Candy, A Fairy Godmother's Wet Dream Come True, etc.

Personal Philosophy: Swords weren't made to stay in scabbards.

Hobbies: Attending balls, amassing shoe collections, slaying dragons (literally and figuratively), rescuing damsels in distress, and perfecting the kind of kiss that will wake a princess from a hundred years of slumber.

Quest objectives: To boldly go where no prince has gone before. And while I'm at it, I should figure out something heroic I can do along the way to bring my family and myself more prestige, wealth, and honor. By Jove, maybe taking over a small kingdom would do!

Who will be affected by this quest? Me, my worshippers, and my future conquests.

Why is this project being undertaken? My parents want me out of the castle doing something productive with my life that doesn't involve partying at balls. They said it's either a quest or Humphrey's School for Wayward Princes.

If you weren't a noble on a quest, what would you be doing? I think you mean, Who would I be doing?

What is the timing/duration of this quest: I can go all night long, baby!

Assets: Wealth, jewels, a shining set of armor, a body builder's physique, a handsome face, and qualities such as charm and modesty too.

Weaknesses: A fairy godmother with a beautiful smile and sexy pair of wings. Yowza!

Comments: My qualities can't be defined by mere words in an intake form. What do you say to a private conversation? My palace or yours?