Topic
Monsters
All sorts of monsters live here, from vampires and werewolves to selkies and the ever-popular zombies.
Wild and Deep, the Moon and Blood
"Menopausal lycanthropy," the doctor said. "What?" I asked, scratching at my armpit where my hair had grown nearly a centimeter since last night's shower. And let's not mention my legs. I had to change out of my favorite leggings this morning because it looked like I was walking…
In Crimson, In Moonlight
It's mutual when the werewolf and the moon break up. They box up the cabin they shared together. Pack their separate cars together. Grey-haired with eyes gleaming silver, the moon is off to the city, because all light is welcome in the never-dark: she'll find a place among the…
Zombie Elixir
The zombie apocalypse started and ended in Atlanta. Most people blamed the outbreak on the CDC--an experimental pandemic drug gone wrong. But no one could have anticipated that a beverage company would save the day. That's where I worked, as a food sciences chemist in product…
Thirst Trap
Cara sits in the hotel restaurant, laptop open and back to the wall so that no one will see she is photoshopping scantily clad pictures of herself. She looks hot in all of them, but they still need some polish before she uploads them to her dating profile. There is only one…
The Ten Most Common Trickster Scams
We live in a time of Tricksters, both in our encounters with the fae, and in ill-advised deals with the devil. The wise should always guard against hidden terms and conditions. For a full and updated list of Trickster* Scams, follow the link to Witch? Below are the perennial…
Hungry
A cropped band concert t-shirt. Sleeves torn off. Cut in half. Hair spiked up. Fish nets and a jean skirt. She's hungry. The clap of heeled boots on the pavement. The puff of cold breath, short staccato bursts as she walks. The night smells metal and fried, the grease of French…
Under the Raging Sky
The storm clouds are gathering, the sky is glittering, and still Della bakes. The folding of the dough as she shapes each bread loaf is familiar, the stretch and spring of it a comfort against her hands. The roar of the wind means that the others are battening down the hatches;…
20 Signs Your Neighbor Might Be a Mummy
1. Their Instacart deliveries include unusual amounts of toilet paper. 2. All the stray cats in the neighborhood flock to their yard. 3. A low hum emanates from their house due to the amount of dehumidifiers constantly running. 4. Their garbage bin is full of used bandages. 5.…
Junior Year
Two weeks into junior year, Caleb decided to confront Mary Cooper. Things had changed over the summer. School had always seemed like a tedious eternity stretched out before him. But now, it was basically over. When people asked what he was going to do next summer or after…
Commuting
The 8.05 am train still had the sticky residue of its last victim plastered across the floor of the front carriage as it pulled into the station, exactly on time. Lucy stepped forward as the doors slid open, but hesitated as she detected a whiff of fresh brimstone. Pressure from…
Werewolf
I have a secret to tell. Normally, I run free with my pack, but I do not howl at the full moon like my brothers and sisters. Instead, I run deep into the forest, where no territory is marked. There, my coarse fur falls out, my teeth dull, and I am exposed as the soft, weak…
The Widow
Behind her, she heard the rear door splinter. "You're back," she said. "Back from the grave to console the widow?" There were only shuffling noises in the darkness. "I wish I could say it's good to see you," she said. "But I can't. I can't see anything. As you darn well know."…
Hidden in Her Wild Red Eyes
At dawn on the first day of spring, I wake to the clamor of the gentlemen leaving the city on their horses, the morning sun glinting on the bright barbs of their hunting spears and the iron talons of their giant hawks. It is late afternoon by the time their triumphant bugles…
The Bravest Thing My Dad Did for Me
The bravest thing my dad ever did for me was wave to me from the kitchen window. As a child, I didn't realize the courage it took for that heavy brown curtain to be pulled back, for that pale hand to wave even though the sun was already in the sky. If anything, I was annoyed by…
Blood Blister
I was in a social bubble with a vampire. His name was--is--William Sadler. No European Count, he. No ancestral castle lurking in the rain-shrouded mountains of Carpathia. Wills was an Essex vampire, though he'd moved away when the neighborhood got reputable, a century and a half…
When the Moon Is Full
When there's a full moon, my girlfriend gets hairy, her teeth get longer, she grows a snout, and kissing is nearly impossible. Even though her hands haven't yet become paws, she drops to all fours and jumps around the apartment--sofa to coffee table to big padded chair to…
Monster under the Bed
The hairy creature under Kevin's bed did not consider himself to be impatient. He knew how to lie in wait as well as the next monster. But, he grumbled to himself, this kid would not go to sleep! It was after ten o'clock, for crying out loud! The dust balls under Kevin's bed…
Halfers
Dear Anna, This is the first letter I've ever written you, and it'll be my last. There's no other way of telling you what I have to say without endangering myself and my family. And anyway, I couldn't bear your look of revulsion if I told you in person. You probably won't…
When You Came Back
***Editor's Note: Adult story, includes reference to domestic violence*** When you came back, they said it was a miracle. Dead three days like Jesus in the tomb, like Lazarus you rose and walked again among the living. Where you had been and what you had seen, that was between…
Friendship Is Magic
After a long night of vampire slaying, Helen was looking forward to some team-building with her TV. She showered and changed into her comfy home clothes, pink sweats with cute animals on them. What should she binge-watch to settle herself down and get ready to sleep the day…
Preface to "Monster Hunter"
I was five years old when I met the monster under my bed. First I heard a muffled shuffling, like the noise the neighbor's dog made turning in a tight tail-chasing circle before he settled down for a nap. But we didn't have a dog. I clutched my stuffed rabbit, Sister Resistance,…
Portrait of a Lady Vampire
As the artist gave the canvas its final brush strokes, Lady Isabella sat frozen in the regal pose she wanted immortalized. She'd held that position since the Moon had risen into the night. Any discomfort would be worth it, though, if Genevieve could capture her essence. She…
Damnation
**********warning: Disturbing, ambiguous, adult story. violence.*********** I am a monster. The thought hits me as my fist hits her face. Skin to skin, bone to bone. She stumbles to the floor. She cowers and tries to disappear in a corner. But I still see it, beneath the bruises…
The Gaze
The thing about being a girl is this: you are far, far more likely to be chosen. Darius says the fates decide. But no one can ignore the fear in our leader's eyes on the day of choosing. No one can ignore his rabid relief when a girl's name is drawn for the yearly sacrifice. On…
Economic Principles of the Zombie Apocalypse
People Face Trade-offs I face the PizzaPlace manager, Bennigan, who's pointing his instrument at my head. He pulls the trigger. It beeps. "98.6." Normal, non-zomb range. We make the trade: one timecard for one pizza. One hour when I should be studying for my Econ exam in…
The Shepherd
There is one problem about being an immortal vampire that you never read about... you can't feed off your own descendants. I was turned when I was the father of seven healthy children, five of whom lived to marry and have children of their own. Back in the middle ages, people…
Faust, Redux
All five candles lining the pentagram went out at once as a sulfurous odor filled the room. A tall, cloaked figure slunk out from a corner where it hadn't previously been. "Well," said the demon, "you've got me. What do you want?" The magician was stunned. He hadn't expected…
Ten Secret Things You Don't Know About Closet Monster
1. You are not Closet Monster's first victim. Closet Monster has terrorized scores of other children before you. And will frighten many more after you. You are not special; Closet Monster will scare you too. 2. Closet Monster is acclaimed in the monster community. They are a…
The Modern Woman's Guide to Navigating Your Transformation Into an Eldritch Horror of the Deep
Ah, the Transformation. It's a different journey for every woman, but make no mistake, it's a journey we all must embark on, whether we're ready or not. One minute, you're fretting about the mundane trials of middle-age, trying to soften the marionette lines turning your smile…
How to Host a Dragon in Your Castle or Lair
If you are brave enough to invite a dragon to tea, be warned: she might say yes. And now, instead of slicing cucumbers and cutting the crusts off bread, I'm roasting three sheep in an open pit and steeping nuggets of pure gold with the tea. I made a separate pot of Earl Grey for…
Six Nights, Six Monsters
1. "Brains!" he began--a low moan. "Brains!" "My name is Brianna," I corrected him. 2. We met in the glade, beneath the moonlight. Eyes, bright. Tongue, wet. "Sit," I said firmly. 3. "May I?" I asked, of his wrappings. "I'm sleeping," he said. And I felt the sting of it, his…
The Hunting Ground
Have you ever heard of an aquatic shapeshifter? Traditionally, we have preyed on divers, waiting in the guise of a clownfish or a piece of coral reef until they and their black clicking boxes come too close. Have you wondered how sharks can appear at swimming beaches out of…
To monster land
"Mommy!" The bedroom door opens. "Yes, darling? Why aren't you asleep yet?" Tommy shrugs. "Remember what I asked you about monsters under my bed?" "Of course there are no monsters in this house," she replies for the umpteenth time. "But under my bed--" Mother sighs. "There's…
Marathon
They call mile twenty the heartbreaker for a reason. You're too far to turn back and too stubborn to stop after going so far, but it still feels like an eternity until you finish your race. Out at mile twenty it's just you, your determination, and a barren landscape filled with…
Sharp
The room at The Savoy had all the comforts of modernity: electric lights; a bottle of champagne sweating in a bucket of half-melted ice; and a vampire in the bath. The claw-foot tub was long enough to accommodate all six feet of her, and she lay perfectly still and completely…
Zombie Apoc-Christmas
"The zombie apocalypse won't ruin Christmas." My sister, Molly, flicked her pigtails as she decorated the tree. "The town is overrun with monsters, but Santa visits everyone, no matter where they live." "Grow up," I said. "Santa is pretend." I peeked between the curtains.…
Steel Slats
Manuel had to stop his truck for the sheer awe of it. He had never been this far north before--he had heard stories about it of course--but now he could see it with his own eyes! A gleaming line on the distant horizon, shimmering in the strong Mexican sunlight. Extending as far…
Creative Ideas
I left the bar when the sun started to dip under the horizon. The humidity hit me like a jealous lover, and threatened strangulation. My black oxfords clicked on the cobblestone roads of the French Quarter while warm beer moved my feet. I wandered like the wide Mississippi. Home…
A Prophecy Fulfilled
No one knew where the legend had come from; only that a beast called the Winged Terror would come one day, and on that day he would eat. No one took this old prophecy seriously. It was a story used primarily to frighten naughty children. That changed when a red comet streaked…
Sunny Stance
The warmest day of the year was shining upon us, all three of us giggling impetuously in the safe shadows of that building. It was one of our favorite games, daring each other to step out into that blinding daylight and stand for as long as we could endure. "Go on, get your pale…
A Dragon, Sat
"You traveling the Arkhan road?" the giant crowding my table asks as I move aside to make way for his tree-trunk thighs. As big as he is, his clothes are bigger. They hang loose everywhere except his expanse of belly; clothes made for muscles once even more impressive. This is a…
The 12:05
Each night, at 12:05 sharp, the train whistle repeatedly blows a kind of Morse code warning to anything on the tracks up ahead in the darkness. It's a well-known fact that evil things are attracted to the sound, and wander down the tracks towards it, the engine's light pinning…
Moonskin
The Wardens claim it doesn't matter what Moonskin you wear, or which phase you're born under. They lie. A Full-phase Lion is respected even in their human skin. A descendant of the founding Lupines can eat someone's pet poodle while in wolfskin, and the Wardens will swear that a…
That One CCR Song
"Here is good. Pull over," he says as Fogerty's voice fades back into static. You pull the car off the just-barely-a-trail dirt road, just in case there might be traffic. Nothing but dust and rock out here; the only illumination is your Eldorado's headlights. Tonight's moon is…
Young Bones
The worst of it was, after long eons, I forgot my offense. I would creep through forests and hide in caves, moaning through my hideous lips and teeth, "Why?" I hunched in bogs sifting my gems of memory in search of the pitted stone of sin that might justify the pain. So few…
The Widow Anatolia and the Dragon Lord
The widow Anatolia stands in front of her stovetop, her bare feet cold against the tile floor. She splashes water into a small pot without measuring, then dumps half of it down the drain. She stands over it while it comes slowly to a boil, enjoying the heat that wafts up and…
Here's How It Happens
They bonded over zombies, while at a writers' convention. Perched on a settee near the hotel bar, she claimed legends of the undead spawned from historical fact, an ancient disease. He thought zombies would arise from hubris, like in a Stephen King novel. She was a biologist and…
The Cool Kids
For a solid year I was riding high, getting my fix, partying all night and sleeping all day--just like Phinneas, cool and white as snow, who had mortals of all genders falling over themselves to be tasted; who had been twenty-something for centuries. I thought we'd surf that…
What my Family Should Know in the Event of my Demise
The passwords for my email and other accounts are in a little Moleskine notebook I keep in the center drawer of the desk in my home office. I also keep track of them in a Word file on my computer, titled "Passwords." My checkbooks and other financial papers are in the left-hand…
Bone White
Amy finds a white suit in a jumble shop for her husband, Sam, principal of the local elementary. Xing Liu, regent of Zhou, bored with all that his wealth and domain afforded him, demanded each member of his court bring him something never before seen or face the axe. The royal…
Fig Prince
The Queen has an obsession with figs. She knew that wasps laid their eggs inside of them and that the hatchlings ate their way out. This gave her the idea for how to arrange the baby's nursery, in a way that her child could grow into the kind of creature she greatly admired. She…
Sweet Kiss Apocalypse
I remember when they first appeared, they were horribly mistreated. Zombies had a bad reputation before they even existed, and it took a while for people to come to grips with the difference between the myth and the reality. See, too many people thought there'd be this fierce…
Tiny Terrors: Fifty Word Increments of Horror
No One Puts Baby in the Corner "I don't want a time out!" Josie screeched. Her mother walked away. Josie sent anger out in waves. Her mother tripped and fell. The carpet rippled like sand and her mother sank, desperately trying to claw her way out. Josie left the corner and…
The Egress
July 12, 1865 Dear Mister Barnum, It's time for the American Prometheus to head toward the egress. Yes, I know the sign pointing "this way to the egress" only leads to the exit. I've watched the museumgoers disappear through that doorway as they search for your latest wonder.…
13 Ways to Detect Vampires Online
* They have user names like Vlad1428 and IWontKillYouAndDrinkYourBloodNoSeriously * Their Netflix binge-watching always stops at around 5 AM * Amazon wish list disproportionately comprised of coffins * Google history includes searches like "dental hygiene canines" * Purchase…
Dragging My Feet
My shoe smudges the chalk markings and before I can lift my foot, it's over. The demon grabs Terrance Nygard, self-styled "Lord of Darkness and Master of the Damned," and devours him. Doesn't even chew; just pops open its toothy maw to a quadruple-jointed width that would make a…
Failed Interview with the International Convocation of the Damned
Dear Tim, Thank you for your application and for coming to interview with us this past Thursday midnight. While we appreciated your enthusiastic interest in vampirism, we regret that we cannot offer you an immortal existence as a cursed undead being at this time. As you begged…
The Promise
Catherine shifted in the silk nightgown, worried that it was too much, too over-the-top-Romantic with a capital R. Floor-length and sheer, it made her look like something out of an old-timey movie. But it was periwinkle blue and cornflower yellow, the same as their wedding…
A Brief Memo From Your Amygdala, Re: the Horror Movie We Have Just Seen
Look at the parking lot behind the movie theater. Just look at it. So deserted. Yours is quite literally the only car, and you've managed to park it under the only lamp that's dead. There are just those three employees left in the theater, and they've locked the doors behind…
A Brief Memo From Your Amygdala, Re: the Horror Movie We Have Just Seen
Look at the parking lot behind the movie theater. Just look at it. So deserted. Yours is quite literally the only car, and you've managed to park it under the only lamp that's dead. There are just those three employees left in the theater, and they've locked the doors behind…
Innumerate
The sorcerer stands in the center of a magic circle, a conservative gray business suit showing under his white ritual mantle, the traditional rod of blasting in his hand. I'm off to the side, in the triangle of summoning. "Come not in that form! I adjure thee. In the holy name…
This Is the Humming Hour
It is 4:32 when Arabella's head smacks the top of the rocking chair and she wakes. She lets her facial muscles mimic a groan but risks no sound, nothing to disturb the warm weight in her arms. Gigi's face is a watercolor in pink and blue; her lashes sleep on her cheeks. Arabella…
Dead Lines
"There is only one solid truth in all that he has written, and for that I gave him the hint out of pure compassion for his absurdity." That was what Lo said, and so much for the notion I'd had that she and Valdemar might have been lovers. But I was interested, not so much in the…
Don't Answer
Tonight is the night they come back. My parents locked me and my younger sister India in our room every year until this one. Now they say I'm old enough to sit in the living room, to hear the knock on the door, the cries and whispers at the windows. My sister is up in our…
Lover's Quarrel
"Greg, we need to talk." "Oh jeez, listen Danny--" "No! I am tired of listening to you. All your stories from tour, all the fascinating people you have met, how much you have grown and changed, your amazing transformation, blah, blah, blah." "Danny--" "I am so fed up with this…
Four Movie Reviews from after the Zombie Apocalypse
Star Wars XIII: Jar Jar's Redemption The latest entry in this shambling hulk of a franchise has the stench of decay around it. (Too soon?) Contrary to popular belief, the zombies which have appeared in our population in the past year do not have reduced intelligence. Whether the…
Bitten Women's Shelter
***Editor's Note: Adult language and situation. Be advised.*** "I'm sorry, sir, but you can't come inside." That was Dr. Baumgartner's voice that Precious heard. She spoke in the tone that Precious had come to associate with controlled exasperation. "No earthly power can stay me…
The Last Zombie Story
Stairs. I remember what they are, but I can't get up them. I shuffle in front of the library and moan. My hunger has shrunk through the years into a fist. There's only one thing I want to eat, that I've ever wanted to eat. Well, two, and they're inside the building. My husband…
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Monsters
It isn't easy being green, scaly, or abominable these days. Humanity turned the tables on the apex predators of the food chain, and has been exterminating us with extreme prejudice. We're still faster and stronger than they are, but we're prone to defeat by bad judgment. Heed…
The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things
Dear Henry, I've been thinking things over since our argument, and I finally recognize the problem in our relationship. The problem is me. I know you've tried to deny it, tried hard to make things work, but it's time we admitted it's over. It's not that I don't appreciate or…
Not Red
Red: the hey-look-at-me color. Red is squirmy, breath-catching, unavoidable. It's the color of the roses the short-term boyfriends brought me. Not red: the blue tattered sailors by the side of the road that my husband loved to pick for me. I sit uneasily on a padded chaise…
At First Glance
***Editor's Note: Adult Language in the tale that follows*** On a narrow highway in western Texas, an old Ford pickup hurtles through a curve at eighty-five miles per hour. It slips a little on bald tires, but recovers and swings out to the straightaway, accelerating. Two girls…
Ankle Grabbers
Once upon a time, when you were a little girl, your favorite monster was an ankle-grabber who lived beneath your bed. You met one night when your mother was too tired to escort you to your room. With a child's stumble you stepped toward the threshold before the darkness beneath…
Rocky Road
***Editor's Note: Adult Story, Mature Themes*** The last decision Ashleigh made under the influence of Rocky Road ice cream was to spike her hair and dye it bright blue. That and her turning to cannibalism. The combination seemed somehow right to her--people already thought her…
Cover Letter
From Janey Doherty, 212 First St. West, Claresbridge, AB, T7H 0T0 Phone: 403.555.0186 Email: [email protected] March 10, 2014. To The Monster in my Closet, 212 First St. West, Claresbridge, AB, T7H 0T0 Dear M. Monster, I am writing to inquire about possible openings at your…
On Disposing of a Corpse
The two men walked slowly through the graveyard, glancing at the five-or-ten word death-tweets carved on the stones. Roger Hartley seemed agitated as they passed more and more of the worn and overgrown headstones. They all seemed too old, few showing terminus dates later than…
The Christmas Zombie
Every year the Christmas Zombie came, bringing not just the seasonal scents of pine and cinnamon, but also the aroma of fresh meat. Grrg had waited and waited; finally, fresh meat! Christmas morning was still hours away but already he imagined the warm flesh on his tongue, the…
Just the Facts: A Zombie Story
1. There are zombies. 2. Zombies can turn up anywhere. If your mom dies in her sleep, she'll become a zombie that doesn't care whose brain she's (slowly) eating. 3. They are not particularly fast. Some people even poke fun at that. There's a famous web comic called Late Zombies,…
Finally Free
Laira stood in the damp cellar, stared at the narrow bed she had spent her days on for the last seven centuries. Seven hundred years, without once seeing the sun. "You'll get used to it," they'd said. "You'll love being a vampire." They had lied. She turned and ascended the…
Zombie Widows
I didn't know why it was only men who returned as zombies. Neither did anyone else. Scientists who studied the phenomenon (and weren't squeezed to death by zombies) were puzzled. Maybe DNA? said one. Duh, said the widows collectively. And it was widows who said it, because only…
The Troll (A Tale Told Collectively)
One year at Midsummer there was-- Oh, I beg your pardon. There is word from my great-aunt Margit that this was not just once, but every year at Midsummer. My apologies. Every year at Midsummer there was a troll. Great-Grandma wishes it known that only stupid people like her…
Gullible Georgina Agravaine
The sheriff asked me to believe that a telephone call turned Georgina Agravaine into a werewolf. Evidently, the caller suggested that she might be one, and that's when the trouble started. I sat in his office with my ankles crossed, sipping a triple tall latte. "What type of…
The Small Print
***Editor's Warning: Disturbing, Adult Tale*** Nobody can do what I do. That's why they come to me. And I do what I do because I got to eat like everyone else. But I hate seeing one like her walking in here. She's cute, with earnest eyes peaking from under a glossy fringe, and I…
Draconic Motivation
"What's my motivation?" George asked. "Your motivation?" Susan said. "Your motivation is that you don't want to be eaten." "It must be more complex than that!" George complained. He probably just didn't like the fact that he was running away in this scene. George made a…
Walking Home
***Editor's Warning: Disturbing, adult tale*** The beekeeper Alsah has battlemagic. When he fights, and he does so only rarely, he breaks necks. The last neck he broke belonged to a soldier during the war. Alsah reached out, gently, gently, and then it was done. He was alive,…
Unwanted
A cry echoed through the cemetery. The ghoul stood in the graveyard, working mechanically, like the crankshafts on a steam train. His shovel cut through soil, digging holes and filling them. So many dead. So very many dead. He wore a ragged shirt, three sizes too big, covered in…
Early Draft of Talking Points for the Sixth Emergency Broadcast with Editorial Suggestions by the Office's Unpaid Interns Bob and Isabelle
1. Hello, and thank you for tuning in to our 10-part series: Methods of Proving Neither You Nor your Loved Ones Are a Host of Demonly Creatures. If you have not done so already, please check to ensure that you are not attempting to write with a number 3 [Ed. -Bob] 2 pencil, as…
Blood Oranges
Friedrich drew his knife over the block of chocolate. A thin strip formed behind the blade, curling like a dark rosebud. Perfect. He set the curl in the middle of the parfait glass, on top of the custard. It was beautiful but too studied, even with the ruby juice pooling around…
Rising, Falling
"Wait," Mother scolded. "We need to wind the bobbin first." Erin sat back from the sewing machine and crossed her arms over the seeping hole in her stomach. "Can't you do it for me?" Mother set Erin's hands back on the machine's turquoise hull. She rested her own decaying palms…
Innocence, Rearranged
***Editor's Note: This story includes mature and potentially disturbing themes. It is not for all readers*** Mai goes for her daily run, glad that spring has arrived and freed her from the treadmill. She usually makes a circuit down through the gardens but today she turns and…
Henry, Caesar of the Air, His Life and Times, or, The Book of Qat: Part 5
Six Fireflies gathered like stars over the dark water. Henry sat with his feet in the sea. A strange lethargy overwhelmed him. He felt listless and turbulent, like the sea as it recedes before the giant wave after an earthquake. The day before he had gone to his nakamal, in the…
Henry, Caesar of the Air, His Life and Times, or, The Book of Qat: Part 4
Five They joined him as he walked through the forest and crested a hill and came in sight of the ocean again. One at first, and then another, and another, until all eleven walked with him, Tangaro the Fool and Tangaro the Wise and all the others, his brothers. Why Qat would have…
Henry, Caesar of the Air, His Life and Times, or, The Book of Qat: Part 3
Three There came a time when memory was subsumed by happiness. She tasted of the sea, and fire. Her lips had the taste of coal. This is how it happened: sleeping, he dreamed, and in the dream he was flying. A metal bird soared through the heavens and he was piloting it, and…
Henry, Caesar of the Air, His Life and Times, or, The Book of Qat: Part 2
Two Her name was Iro Lei and he first met her at dusk; it was on the shores of the island, with Vanua Lava visible in the distance. There had been a full moon, and the fish could be seen swimming over the reef. The fish were silver and white and the sea was dark and yet…
Henry, Caesar of the Air, His Life and Times, or, The Book of Qat: Part 1
This is the world of Qat. The trees here have never been cut down to timber. Their roots are twisted into each other's underground, like fists, like hearts. This is Qat's world. This is the world of the vui. Islands separated by seas populated by ghosts, swimming with shark…
The Dream of the Night-Shift Power Worker
So you think the world's become prosaic and dull? There's no mystery any more, no magic? You want enchantment, adventure? You want... monsters? You dream of feeling the downrush of a dragon's wings, of hearing a distant, metallic rhythm and slowly realizing that it's the sound…
Brief Interviews With Therianthropes
University of Washington Supernatural Philosophy Dept., Therianthrope Research Team field notes. Principal Investigators: Dr. Yue and Dr. Bjornson. Interview #1 - Werewolf "Hey, babe, no problem. I don't mind talking about my special talents. The ladies dig that stuff, know what…
An Old Acquaintance
Tabbitha was out of town. I turned off the light and stretched out over the entire bed. Was this a guilty pleasure? Was my loneliness supposed to quench my enjoyment of such luxurious space? I closed my eyes and dreamt of the barren vastness of Wyoming. A yank of my pinkie toe…
Dolly at the End of the World
"Never open the box," said Pappy, and since Pappy had been dead twenty years and no one ever came along to tell her otherwise, Dolly never did. She stood on the porch in her grandmother's dress, scowling at the sky. The clouds to the west had parted to show a gash of sunset…
Storytellers
"You'll never believe what happened on the way over here." Bea fairly threw her bag down on the table as she arrived, throwing Gary's coffee mug into a spin. Brown droplets sprayed over his work shirt and dabbed the tabletop. Bea didn't notice and placed both arms right in the…
Dumb as Dirt
Zombies are stupid. Dumb as a box of rocks. Draw a line in the dirt and they'll go all glassy-eyed and follow it, shuffling along about two miles a day. "Gah, gah, gah." Mom says, Don't Make Fun. Says, It's Not Nice. Says, It Could happen to Anyone. But Gordy and I got 17…
Lists
Wed. To Do: Gym--weights/upper + cardio dance (6pm) Call Sam--see about borrowing dog? Catch up on dvr American Idol To buy: Mace (?) Flashlight (keychain one? bright) Loud whistle Eggs (not brown, AAA qual) Lip gloss (NOT the cherry kind) Fri. To Do: Go hardware store? Call…
Naughty or Nice?
Mignonette yawned and slowly pushed open the lid to her coffin, unsure what she would find. It was not her custom. But then her real name was not Mignonette either, not from her old life where she had had a name filled with consonants, hard for those in the West to pronounce, as…
Lures, Hooks and Tails
"Where do you do it, young man?" Peter glanced up from his book at the middle-aged woman--the only other occupant in the train compartment--and smiled. "I'm sorry? Where do I do what?" The train continued its rhythmic clanking and rocking and the woman smiled back. She inclined…
Everyone Gets Scared Sometimes
She wakes up scared in the morning. She wakes up scared almost every morning. Still, it's a nice day. Summer. Blue sky. She walks up the hill until she's downtown. It makes her feel better, having living people all around her. She walks up and down the busiest streets she can…
I Kill Monsters
Robbie killed monsters. He used a baseball bat, because they didn't give better weapons to ten-year-olds. It worked well enough. He'd cleaned out his room first, the slithering whispering things under the bed and the Chatterer in the closet. Then the attic, full of Flappers and…
Sea Charm
"It's not my rule," said the sorceress, crossly. "It's a rule of magic, child. If you want a thing, you must be prepared to offer something you value as much in exchange. If you take my advice, you'll forget about this nonsense and speak to the young man on your own." She leaned…
In Memoriam
There were four men in the tintype studio, but only one was dead. The dead man sat strapped into a wooden chair where the photographer had abandoned him to fuss over a plate of chemicals. The other two living souls, who had carried in the dead man for his portrait, occupied a…
Losing One�s Appetite
I ran my tongue over my fangs, scanning the crowd, inhaling the scent of warm meat. The thumping of hearts around me drowned out the cheesy Dixie Chicks song. Then I saw her in vintage Gothic attire, her hair in a 20's bob. Crimson, horned-rimmed glasses sat on her nose as she…
Inside Things
Over her years of guarding her unseen Mistress, the she-beast has learned many things: Strangers with swords are dangerous. Strangers with books are even more so. Books are inside things, Inside things belong to the Mistress, not to her guard-beast. Outside creatures should not…
Passage
"Ol Man Amerika oli gat sam problem naoia," Verity said. Brett said, "What do you mean the Americans are having problems now?" Brett was tall and lanky and white. He was a teacher. Verity said, "Oli gat wan samting olsem sik. Mi harem long radio." After six months on the island…
Paying the Tab
"I guess it's true then, Santos. All things come to he who waits." I sniffed and wrapped a claw-like hand around my glass and took a healthy sip. It burned going down, and I inhaled in surprise. "But they didn't say I'd have to wait this long," I replied. "I've been trying to…
The Three Laws of Zombie
Susan don't like zombie. Susan don't like dead things. Susan likes sunlight and laughter and cream teas. She never asked for the job, she never wanted it. It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it. The first time I saw a zombie was at McDonald's. It tried to attack the…
Shades of Orange
War came to my village uninvited. Demons who thought they were gods dropped a monster in our midst. The monster was Ao, a giant sloth of a beast with skin the color of carrots and eyes like rusted metal. My village chose me to lead the fight, though I was a farmer, not a…
Her Old Man
Rose knew the signs of death better than most. The second she stepped in the hospice room, she knew it was not far off. The man on the bed was pale and thin, his skin like tissue paper, his hair a few wispy strands that made him look like an ogre. There was a well-worn bible on…
The Modern Prometheus
Doctor Victor Von Frankenstein entered his laboratory and froze. The lab was silent. The copper discharge spheres weren't sparking and the Jacob's Ladder was silent. The row of four glass tubes no longer bubbled. But what really caught his attention was the empty lab table. It…
Waiting In The Corners
There isn't room for us any more. We used to be there all the time. In the background, but there, in the dark corners. We'd come out at night, or when you were alone. When there were strange sounds in the jungles of Cambodia, or on the wild Scottish cliffs. Then you'd remember…
The Mysterious Barricades
Lucy bent over the shoebox, sifting through curling paper and cracked photographs. So many secrets. She'd been too young when her mother died. All she had now were these scraps of life: birth certificates, faded letters, notes from her grandmother in French. Receipts for…
Family Photo
Karlen washed the flecks of blood from her face and patted it dry, and as she ran the towel under her chin, she realized she'd missed a spot again. The towel was already stained, covered in streaks and splotches from other evenings, and she knew the new red mark would darken to…
Waiting for Raymond
I finally pulled myself all the way through the apartment wall to find Dee had finished dressing in her Scarlett O'Hara dress. I always thought she was gorgeous even with her hair a mess and wearing that tatty robe Grandma Kinneson gave her, so seeing Dee dressed up like that…
A Christmas Frost
When I was a young boy, we used to take Dad's rusty pickup out to find the perfect tree. Dad always brought ropes because the wretch pines usually put up one heck of a fight. One time, a flailing branch ripped my cheek open so badly Mom had to stitch it up. I still bear the…
The God Solution
It never occurred to me to wonder why there are no more gods walking the earth. I've always known that there are. In the old days, gods were born to gods, and even when one was born of human parents, the adult gods took it and raised it as one of them. But the adult gods have…
Moonlight and Bleach
My mother was the most beautiful werewolf in Brighton Beach. Four legs, sleek silver fur, and rows of well-brushed teeth that could rip your throat out. My father was a Russian immigrant who started a janitorial company that at one time serviced every public school and city…