Yellowed
by Peter RobertsJuly 2, 2015
(excerpts from a business & services directory
last updated 2 April 2187 11:47:31.01523)
Susan E. Smith & Daughter
Social Contractors
Building fine families
& respected institutions
since 2087
Dave's Devirtualizers
We offer the best recent model biochassis.
Reconnect with the wet & wild world of biology.
New & gently used bodies:
human & non-human
gendered & neutered
for sale or lease.
Reconnect with lovers.
Get together with family & friends.
It's even better than you remember!
Not just a nostalgia trip.
Claude-Levi Boas
applied anthropologist
(fully licensed & accredited)
120 years' experience
easing and facilitating
casual encounters
or
long term interactions
between
cultures
civilizations
or
species
"When ET calls, we know how to answer."
Black Hole Detective Agency
Have your competitors infiltrated your company
through a rift in the space-time continuum?
We can stop it.
Is your spouse cheating on you
in another dimension?
We can find out.
Need to make sure that troublesome information
no longer exists in this universe?
We can help.
(fully licensed in all areas of forensic physics)
Body Effects
tattooing, piercing, embossing
Customize your biochassis!
Get that cool retro look!
We can combine techniques!
Already have a tattoo? We can emboss it!
Already have an embossing?
We can pierce or tattoo it!
Open 24 Hours
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