An Urgent Letter to the Editorial Staff!
by Eric S. FomleyFebruary 18, 2020
Dear Editor(s),
Please find attached my 16,345-word document "Adapting to Dothranji Occupation: The Cultural, Societal, and Political Ramifications of Dothranji Rule" for consideration in your Science Fiction Magazine.
Upon studying your culture, we recognize that humanity hasn't yet interacted with other species in the galaxy and have determined readers of what you call "science fiction" to be the best method for announcing the approach of our fleet. We hope you will handle this with the utmost urgency and respect.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Paldib, Prime Ambassador of Interplanetary Relations to the Dothranji Empire
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