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Jim Hill

Jim is a word wrangling pixel herder with an MFA from Vermont College of Fine Arts. He writes about poor decisions, superpowers, and messed-up families. Sometimes all at once. You can find him on Twitter @heyjimhill or at his website, heyjimhill.com.

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Open Door Fallacy

Sure, you could say I left the door open, But can't we, for a minute, discuss the fault, Of that which followed me home? I mean, just because something is open, It doesn't give you permission to enter. So, if you want to blame me for this, Particular space invasion, maybe, just…