Homework
by Philip AppsFebruary 27, 2020
"Daddy?"
"Yes, Maggie?"
"What's the difference between an android and a robot?"
Maggie was eight years old, with hair in tight black curls and an inquisitive mind. It was often a struggle to keep up with her.
"A homework question?" he asked.
"Yes," she said. "Science class."
"Well, they're kind of similar, but an android is really a robot that looks like a person."
"So does it look very like a person, or just a little?"
"Oh, it varies," he said. "Sometimes you can't tell there's any difference."
"Really?"
"Sure--like with you," he said, with a smile. "The robot shop did a really good job when they made you."
"Daddy," she said, in a warning tone.
"Yes, people can hardly tell you're not a real person."
"Daddy, no. I don't like this game."
"It's O.K.--we'll take you back to the robot shop soon to have you reprogrammed. Then you won't remember any of this."
"Daddy, stop!" Maggie shouted.
He froze.
"Reset. Code Seven Unicorns," said Maggie.
A panel popped open on his right forearm, revealing a series of dials. Maggie turned some of them--playfulness down from eight to five, kindness up from four to seven--and kept self-awareness down at two. This android-programming homework was hard, but she'd get the right balance eventually. She closed the panel with a click, pressed a button behind his left ear, and waited for "Daddy" to reboot so she could run through the test script again.
About Philip Apps
More from Philip Apps
You Always Have to Ask
"So Bill," she said, and leaned in close so I could hear her over the noise of the bar, "How about we get out of here?" I felt her hand on my shoulder and I was thinking about it, when Doug came by. I'd seen Doug around in the neighborhood, and we'd chatted a bit--nice guy,…
The Two Elizabeths
"So, what are you reading these days?" he asked, as we sat down for lunch under the portrait of Henry XVIII. It was an easy question, but I paused a little to think. It was always best to think when you were meeting with Guillermo Smith-Rodriguez--head of the department and my…
The Converse
"What do you think happens to people in a dream when the dreamer wakes up?" she asked. He thought about the question, and looked at her. She was pale and slender, with long black hair, dark eyes, and an accent he could not quite place. They were sitting in a favorite cafe of…
The No-Sick Box
"Daddy?" "Yes, baby girl." "What's a no-sick box?" Professor David Anderson broke away from his reading to look at his daughter, Margaret. "Where did you read that, Maggie?" "It was in the paper. See?" She handed him a copy of the Sunday New York Times magazine he had given her…