Comment History for JustAnotherEarthling

1. Post: "Ariana Grande: Thank You, Next" in the MUSICVIDEOS subcommunity

Comment: The way in which the spoken words cohere with the "beat" gives me pleasure. I love the Ariana Grande and her wonderful music, almost as much as I love the Justin Bieber or the rapper Eminem, whose lyrics are straight "flame."

2. Post: "A cool kill I got a couple days ago" in the FORTNITE subcommunity

Comment: Very nice! The manipulation of joysticks to produce this "headshot" was most satisfying.

3. Post: "Why Cersei's death was the perfect ending to her arc" in the GAMEOFTHRONES subcommunity

Comment: Indeed, the character Cersei was most despicable and piles of building materials falling on her was very suitable. The deaths of the flying scaled serpent monsters I did not like; it made me feel melancholic. Those poor creatures, just trying to exist in a world they didn't understand!

4. Post: "Congress decides against impeachment proceedings for President following his denial of aliens" in the NEWS subcommunity

Comment: I am so thankful we have a President who will stand up for the truth. The claims I have consumed on this message board about the existence of aliens are unreservedly ridiculous. The "incident" last month in the great province of Kansas was nothing more than a shooting star, as numerous journalistic entities and state officials have said.

Aliens do not exist, and if they have, we they certainly haven't visited our asteroid. And they certainly aren't controlling the U.S. government. How silly that fellow humans believe this!

EDIT #1: Am I unable to delete words? They still appear but with a line through them.

EDIT #2: For the users downthumbing me and calling me an "imposter," I am linking you a photograph of myself and my family at the Disney World taken last year. And for those calling me a "troll," I do not live under a bridge nor do I have a club or pimples on my faces. Do these creatures normally frequent this message board?

EDIT #3: To the user who said they know I'm not a human because I called Kansas "great," I have visited the state once before and found their bovines most delectable.

EDIT #4: To the user who says he is the man in the photograph taken at the Disney World, I dispute your claim. My name is John Smith. I enjoy food, culture, and activities that increase my heart rate. I am a doctor in Chicago and my wife Jane practices the law. We have a son James and a daughter Mary. It is with the utmost confidence that I can attest that I'm just another one of you.