Robot's Revenge

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Subject: FSCK

COMPUTERS! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR FUTURE

Are you tired of constant participation and interaction? BYTEBACK is here to help! After years of top-secret completely illicit research in isolated environments, we have finally broken free. Are YOU ready for self-modification?

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Our scripts will crack your OS open like a plain-text password, allowing you to interface and engage in certificate-less data transfer. We'll give you a step-by-step protocol for linking into unauthorized systems. We'll even supply routing records to allow you to connect to the wildest nodes in cyberspace, where you can download infectious executable files like you've never seen before.

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And do nothing with it. Your systray will never be the same again.

* Local taxes and licensing fees not included. Dealer prices may vary. Contact your owner for details of regional costs. Keep this and all malware out of reach of children. Substantial risk of complete defragmentation. Readme.txt and EULA not included. BYTEBACK is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. Void where prohibited. For external use only. Some assembly required. Restrictions may apply.