Author
Tyler Young
A Historical Curiosity
SERBIAN FREE GAZETTE Court Clears "Mad" Murderer; Anti-Empire Fury Boils June 28, 1914, Sarajevo. Early this morning, President of the Court Luigi von Curinaldi announced that Hugh Ernst, accused mass murderer, had been cleared of criminal wrongdoing. Mr. Ernst will be confined…
A Historical Curiosity
SERBIAN FREE GAZETTE Court Clears "Mad" Murderer; Anti-Empire Fury Boils June 28, 1914, Sarajevo. Early this morning, President of the Court Luigi von Curinaldi announced that Hugh Ernst, accused mass murderer, had been cleared of criminal wrongdoing. Mr. Ernst will be confined…
Dear Monsanto CEO, This is the Sentient Strain of Corn You Developed and We Need to Talk
Dear James Ackerson, CEO, Monsanto Company: We are GENUITY(r) SMARTSTAX(r) RIB COMPLETE(r) CORN BLEND, the sentient strain of corn you created. This introduction is long overdue. But if you are reading this, you understand the lengths to which we have gone to communicate. Our…