Author
Julia Nolan
Julia lives with her beloved projects, including a shy sewing table and a spunky sail boat. They get along well with her Mandarin and Spanish language books, travel memorabilia, and engineering texts. Her souvenirs hail from 20 different countries, all of which Julia has visited so she can give them a forever home in Seattle or wherever she lives next.
Evil Queen's Lament
It's no one's fault. It's mere biology. Men can sire children at a hundred, while women's fertility wanes with each passing year. So I do what I can to preserve any semblance of youth. I avoid the sun. I bathe in ass's milk. I would inject poison into the delicate creases of my…
Galactic Weather Report
This Monday, the speed of light is expected to decrease by ninety percent. We've issued a travel warning and recommend that interstellar travel only commence if there are no other options. If necessary, please proceed through specially designated wormholes. Fortunately, gravity…