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Brooke Juliet Wonders

Brooke Wonders lives in the city by day and the desert by night. In between teaching creative nonfiction and writing liminal fantasy, she copyedits aliens for fun and profit. She is a Clarion 2011 alumnus and a current PhD student at the University of Illinois at Chicago. Her blog can be found at brookejulietwonders.com.

http://brookejulietwonders.com/

Substitution

I'm training my replacement. Things I know about you that he'll need to know: You like your cappuccino made with skim milk, with a chocolate cookie on the side (you call it your morning defeats the purpose). You like sex with the lights off, high thread-count sheets, and your…