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Audrey R. Hollis

Audrey R. Hollis is a writer based in Los Angeles. Her work has been published in several places, including Leading Edge, Lunch Ticket, and Autostraddle. She is devoted to oddities, medieval history, and things that glitter. You can follow her on Instagram or Twitter at @audreyrhollis.

Emily Post's Guide to Alien Encounters

"It's their shape that decides it?" "Not precisely," I began, and then stopped. "People get degrees in this, you know?" "How interesting. But there must be some sort of common understanding." I was beginning to regret ever having invited my coworker. T loved the dogs, was…