Author

Andrew L Findlay

BAndrew Findlay was born in Middlesbrough, the skid mark of England�s tighty-whities, where muggings and teenage pregnancies are as certain as death and taxes. Luckily, excrement makes a great fertiliser for the imagination. He believes in grammar over God, and is still deathly afraid of paedophiles.

The Rules of the Regeneration Manual

Rule five of the Regeneration Manual: The database in which all subjects are recorded must be monitored at all times, as failure to do so may result in errors for which your employer will not be liable. Doctor Monveve tells his colleague, "You've been on duty for eight hours…