Author

Aidan Doyle

Aidan Doyle is an Australian writer and computer programmer. He has visited more than 90 countries and his experiences include teaching English in Japan, interviewing ninjas in Bolivia, and going ten-pin bowling in North Korea. This is his second appearance in Daily Science Fiction. Visit him at aidandoyle.net or on Twitter @aidan_doyle.

http://www.aidandoyle.net/

The Seven Billion Habits of Highly Effective Robots

Recharge your batteries. Keep a gratitude journal. I'm grateful this city is our home. I'm grateful The Supreme Council of Robots takes care of us. You are not your own worst enemy. The humans are. Occasionally pause to take a deep breath. (That was a test. If you see someone…

The Robot's Guide to Online Dating

Everyone lies about their processor speed. Not all robots want to be taught the true meaning of love. No one wants to see pictures of your hard drive. Just because they're only interested in dating someone with Mitsubishi parts, it doesn't necessarily mean they have an Asian…

How I Saved the Galaxy (on a Limited Budget)

This all happened so many years ago that I can finally tell someone the true story of how I stopped an alien invasion. For reasons I won't go into, I was assigned to an outpost in a part of the galaxy frequented only by mining robots. Sometimes you're just in the wrong place at…