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Falstaffe

When I was just a wee lad, some kid from the neighborhood wanted to scare or impress me by claiming that he had zombies in his cellar, and I've been creeped out by basements ever since. The setting--Pandora's Subdivision--has since spawned a number of tales, uncovering the truth behind the government's Fury Relocation Program.

Pandora's Subdivision

I asked Tommy again about the zombies in his basement. He snorted so hard I thought boogers would fly out of his short, ugly, freckled nose. "They ain't so bad," he sneered, "Mostly they just shuffle around in circles, but sometimes Ma has 'em doing laundry." He wiped at his…