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Nicole Sbitani

Nicole Sbitani is a professional diplomat by day and a short fiction writer by night who currently lives in South Korea. She blogs at nandm.sbitani.com and the-exponent.com, and she writes microfiction @nsbitani on Twitter. The content of this post does not represent the views of the U.S. Department of State or any other U.S. Government agency, department, or entity. The thoughts and opinions expressed here are solely those of the author and in no way should be associated with the U.S. Government.

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100 Ways to Pass as Human

1. Breathe. 2. Say "What?" and then process what the person said before they repeat themself. 3. Never get a perfect 100% on a test. 4. Have at least one idiosyncratic habit, two would be even better. It may be difficult to produce three reliably and regularly. 5. Sleep. 6.…