Author
Larry Hodges
Packing List for the Invasion
1. Multiple Dictionaries. There are more languages on this world than you can possibly imagine, but if you can say "Surrender or die" in English and Mandarin Chinese, you should be okay. (Consult the Galactic Encyclopedia for the other 6500+ languages spoken on this strange…
Soul Testing in Major League Baseball
Me and the rest of the Yankees sauntered into the room for the pre-game soul test, brought to you by STAB, the Soul Testing Administration for Baseball. This time they're showin' us the Pixar movie Up. Satan has us all prepped, so we knew the first ten minutes leave people with…
Four Score and Seven Years of the End of America: A Bibliography
* Harry Truman: We Dropped the Bomb, by Nathaniel P. Perkins, 1953. * I Like Ike: We Lead in War and Peace, by L. Christian Berrios, 1961. * The Patterson-Gimlin Film: Is Bigfoot Real?, by Roger Roberts, 1967. * Jack Takes Us to the Moon: The Apex of America, by Johnson…