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Christopher Zerby

Christopher Zerby is a Los Angeles based speculative fiction writer and a leading expert on imaginary robots. In a previous life he mixed records and drove around the U.S. and Canada in a van playing music. He regrets nothing. You can find him on twitter: @chriszerby or visit his website: christopherzerby.com.

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Seven Unbreakable Rules for Robot Butlers

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