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Steven Berger

Steven Berger is a speculative fiction writer who occasionally veers into humor. Or maybe it's the other way around. Despite living in an endless summer since he moved to Austin, Texas, he still prefers his coffee hot and puts Chicago-style giardiniera on everything. Find him on Twitter @steber.

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Selling One's Self on a Multi-Dimensional Marketing Scheme

After Bas signed up to be a distributor for Healinair, he asked his uprift for tips on cold calling through the multiverse. His uprift--who was also Bas, but from a parallel dimension--laughed. "Don't waste your time. The training materials suggest starting with friends and…