Author
Lynne Lumsden Green
Read the Manual
I work for MYGODDAMLIFE (TM). My job would be easier if people would just read the manual. FAQ Q - Help! I've made a mess of things. What should I do? A - Read the manual. Q - Can I get a refund? A - No. No refunds. This is clearly stated in the manual. Q - Is there a restart…
The Shepherd
There is one problem about being an immortal vampire that you never read about... you can't feed off your own descendants. I was turned when I was the father of seven healthy children, five of whom lived to marry and have children of their own. Back in the middle ages, people…
Hiring the New Staff
"We could try growing our own fingers and thumbs," suggested a shaggy marmalade tom, who styled himself as Aslan the Brave. Gloriana, the tabby queen, sneered at him, "That would mean we would have to do all the work of rebuilding." "Unacceptable," growled a grey wisp of a…
Cherry Ripe
By the time of his inauguration in 1789, thanks to the curse of cherry tree kraneiai, George Washington had only one tooth left in his mouth. When he had chopped at the tree as a child, the resident fairy laid a spell on him that everything of the cherry would act against him.…